Novell have bought out some parodies of the Apple "Get A Mac" campaign which feature Linux as a woman. One of the comments underneath is priceless:
Of course linux is a woman. It is generally stable, but ever so complicated, some would say impossible to ever really figure out. It requires a fair amount of attention and learning when starting out, as well as continued attention to keep up, as standards, layout and deployments change..
Thanks for this gem Tracker1 :)
